A cat lover.






To help you.


  Dear Pet Parent,
  After much reflection and consideration the following procedure is provided for your use in bathing the cats of the house:
  1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
  2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
  3. Find and soothe cat as you carry her/him to the bathroom.
  4. In one swift move place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
  5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this).
  6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.
  7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
  8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and go outdoors, where he/she will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.


The Dog







....I don't know who originated this.